Description
Big Green Weenie 17oz Stainless Steel Water Bottle
Hydrate or get hazed.
Whether you’re surviving another day in garrison or hiking through the backwoods dodging life choices, this double-walled, leak-proof, steel-clad hydration tool has your six. Featuring the unapologetic face of the Big Green Weenie himself, this bottle delivers hot or cold beverages with the same intensity as your last ass-chewing.
Toss it in your ruck, your car cup holder, or carry it like it’s part of your EDC loadout. Just don’t leave water in it for 24 hours unless you’re into self-inflicted biological warfare.
Specs for the nerds:
• 17 oz of pure morale
• Stainless steel (like your will to survive formations)
• Leak-proof, odorless cap (unlike your barracks fridge)
• Keeps drinks hot or cold for 6 hours
• Glossy finish with patented ORCA coating for loud and proud colors
• Bowling pin shape, because you’re used to getting knocked around anyway
• Hand wash only, because real warriors don’t whine about dishes
Disclaimer:
This product is made just for you. No mass production. No fluff. Just one highly motivated, raunchy bottle, made on demand. Expect a little wait. Perfection takes time.
