ABOUT THE BGW:
Big Green Weenie LLC is a military humor e-commerce brand dedicated to serving up the raw, unfiltered, and hilariously raunchy side of military life. We create and sell products that reflect the inside jokes, barracks banter, and gallows humor that keep troops laughing through the chaos. From outrageous apparel and novelty gear to bold, in-your-face accessories, Big Green Weenie is built by those who’ve been through it, for those who know what it’s like getting the Big Green Weenie.
Purpose:
Our mission is simple: to spread laughter and camaraderie through the unapologetic humor of military life. We honor the absurd, the vulgar, and the brutally honest moments that make the military experience unforgettable, and we bring them to life through products that speak the language of the Enlisted and maybe a few Officers.