RETURN POLICY (READ THIS BEFORE YOU START WHINING)
At The Big Green Weenie we don’t do returns. Period.
You clicked the button. You confirmed the order. You had a reason. Maybe it was a drunken impulse buy at 0200 or maybe you actually have taste. Either way, you own it now.
No buyer’s remorse. No do overs. No crybaby clause.
If your item shows up damaged, defective, or looks like it got sent through a live fire exercise, then yeah we’ll make that right. Email us and we’ll get it squared away.
But if you ordered the wrong thing, didn’t read the description, or had a moment of weakness, that’s on you. This ain’t Amazon and we don’t babysit.
Final Word:
Check yourself before you wreck yourself. And definitely before emailing us with “I changed my mind.”
For damage claims only:
Email us at info@thebiggreenweenie.com with your order number and a photo. We’ll get your six if it was our fault.