Description
Brace yourself… because The Big Green Weenie hits hard and always when you least expect it.
This shirt features THE BGW, the one that perfectly captures the dark humor, hard truths, and all-out chaos that comes with military life. Muscled. Screaming. Phallic as hell. It’s green. It’s mean. And it’s ready to ruin your day… in style.
Wear it to formation, PT, or your next awkward VA appointment.
This shirt isn’t for the sensitive, it’s for those who’ve been shafted by the system and lived to joke about it.
Features:
Comfortably offensive
Guaranteed to piss off at least one person per wear
Get it before the Uniform of the Day includes feelings.
The Big Green Weenie – No Lube. No Warning. No Mercy.
• 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester)
• Fabric weight: 4.2 oz./yd.² (142 g/m²)
• Pre-shrunk fabric
• Side-seamed construction
• Shoulder-to-shoulder taping
• Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Mexico, Honduras, or the US
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
