Description
If you know, you know. For everyone else, tell ’em to grab a stack of ID10T forms and watch the confusion set in. Straight from the barracks humor vault, this sticker is the perfect reminder that some people just shouldn’t be trusted with sharp objects… or oxygen.
Printed on high-opacity adhesive vinyl, this bad boy sticks harder than a “voluntold” task and covers anything underneath, whether it’s paint, another sticker, or a bad life decision. Goes on smooth, no bubbles, no drama.
Specs:
• High opacity film that’s impossible to see through
• Fast, bubble-free application (unlike your last haircut)
• Durable vinyl
• 95µ density
• Clean surface before applying, boot
Slap it on your gear, your laptop, or the CO’s parking sign (we didn’t tell you that).
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!


