Description
Hydration just got a dishonorable discharge from boring. This isn’t just a water bottle, it’s a 25oz declaration that you’ve been shafted by life and lived to tell the tale.
Slap our Big Green Weenie logo front and center on a CamelBak built from 50% recycled plastic, and you’ve got the perfect mix of eco-friendly and military-dark humor. Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant so it survives barracks abuse, field days, and “accidental” drops from the back of a 7-ton. The leak-proof cover and bite valve keep your drink in check. unlike your last CO.
Specs for the Gear Nerds:
BPA-free Tritan® Renew 50% recycled material
25 oz. (739 ml)
Dimensions: 10″ × 3″ (25.4 × 7.62 cm)
Stain, shatter, and odor-resistant
Leak-proof mouthpiece cover & spill-proof bite valve
Pivoting carry handle
From the gym to the field to your next safety stand-down, it’s ready to keep you hydrated… When You Least Expect It.
This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
